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Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Dsscats
12/02/2013 at 01:39

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Conspiracy theorists will always find a conspiracy in something. Also "only on fire towards the rear end". I would have laughed if this didn't entail someone's death.

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Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Dsscats
12/02/2013 at 01:41

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > All Motor Is Best Motor
12/02/2013 at 01:45

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But this is pretty bad, even for conspiracy theorists!

There is zero motive for anyone to take out Walker

And they have no knowledge of car crashes at all. An 80 MPH crash is a big deal...

A Facebook theorist is worse than a message board theorist


Kinja'd!!! Squid > Dsscats
12/02/2013 at 01:51

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I think this can explain all of their questions. . . It obviously has to be this. . .

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
12/02/2013 at 01:53

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"for sure those tires would have been smoking from slowing down that quick"

That one made me lol. Imagine if your tires combusted every time you had to slam on the brakes.


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Dsscats
12/02/2013 at 01:53

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Well CGTs are known for being dangerous. I doubt it was an engine thing. There aren't enough cases of CGTs catching fire (insert Ferrari joke here) or engine failure that I've heard of. I think they decided to give it some gas and didn't realize the speed they were going. They tried to slow down but something went wrong. Maybe the back end lost grip or they clipped a curb.


Kinja'd!!! getchapopcorn > Manuél Ferrari
12/02/2013 at 01:54

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//s//Braga had a motive...//s//


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > getchapopcorn
12/02/2013 at 01:55

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good one!


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Manuél Ferrari
12/02/2013 at 01:56

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Yeah, it is pretty bad.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > All Motor Is Best Motor
12/02/2013 at 01:59

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This one is GREAT:

"that tree would have been abolished"

Not "demolished". But "abolished". As in "damn you tree for being in the way of this mighty car, you have been abolished from this country and no longer can claim tree citizenship in the County of Los Angeles. Off to Mexico with you, damn tree, for you are no longer worthy of being in this land".


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Manuél Ferrari
12/02/2013 at 02:00

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That's why Ferrari has a special deal with Pirelli


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Dsscats
12/02/2013 at 02:25

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"That tree would've been abolished"

Then where will the leaves live?


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Dsscats
12/02/2013 at 03:10

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Uuuuuuuugh. That tree would have been abolished.

They're probably right though. It doesn't make sense that someone would make a small mistake while driving a notorious widow-maker of a car and run into a tree. Way more likely that someone wanted to murder a really nice guy and avid philanthropist who's been in some corny but beloved movies.


Kinja'd!!! orcim > All Motor Is Best Motor
12/02/2013 at 04:02

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The conspiracy fodder is always there, considering that given an arbitrarily complex system, you can find any pattern in it you wish.

The only thing is, the various systems seem to be getting more complex, and considering the past year for reveals, the patterns may not be untrue. But not in this case.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > Dsscats
12/02/2013 at 04:55

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That tree would have been abolished

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Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > gmctavish needs more space
12/02/2013 at 04:56

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dsscats
12/02/2013 at 05:40

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Um, there you have it then... >.<